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Freekick Classic: Certified by Goondas Part-1

This is about the writer’s brief brush with goondas, as he was at his friend’s home to help him get through one of his most difficult tests in life. Goondas are double-edged sword he learns it the hard way. Still they can bring out the best in him. Three years of courtship, the girl’s parents were still not willing to sign the agreement. No marriage, they said. Aji consulted his friends for a solution and discussions began on a regular … Continue reading

Freekick Classic: Certified by Goondas Part-II

(Continued from Certified by Goondas Part – 1) “It is good,” a goonda commented as he sniffed his stuff. I sniffed it from a distance, and retched; it could make even the ancestral elements in your genes throw up. “Aniya…”Here they call me again. “What?”I was right before them like lightning on legs. “Aniya, please sing a song to entertain us.” Danger. “Ayyo,  I told you that I am a teacher, not a singer…I don’t know.” The goondas never take … Continue reading

Classic Freekick: General Motors Diet Vs Chilli Chicken

Published in www.yentha.com on January 11, 2011, ‘GM diet vs Chilli chicken’ was popular among the dedicated followers of freekick. The writer narrates his desperate attempts to deflate his ever-growing tummy with outlandish diet programs. On one end was the famous GM diet. On the other was the smell of chilli chicken wafting out  from his favourite restaurant, Open House. Caught in between was Manu Remakant on diet. “Potato?” “Yup, Potato.” “For Lunch? “Potato.” “Potato!!!” “Potato.” “Potato…” Shortly will I … Continue reading

Lost in Advertisement

                                                                                                                                                                                                         Missing. Manu Remakant, a 38-year middle aged man of Thengappura lane is found missing from a bar in the city. He was last seen dying his hair. He is short-statured, 5’7”, dark in complexion, and has got a small paunch whenever he rises on his feet. It is easy to identify the missing person. With the sort of dandruff on his head he can’t spend half an hour without scratching his scalp. He has graying whiskers, a … Continue reading